The the record-breaking Dick Figures: The Movie fundraising effort ends in 3 short days! And so far a 30 minute movie has been funded, but the more we can raise the longer the movie gets. Go donate now – $15 would get you a digital download of the movie when it’s finished, or if you can afford more, dig deeper and snag limited edition Dick Figures merchandise and books. If you don’t have the funds, look around you. Maybe your friend, your Dad, your Mom, or even your Mom’s annoying friend aren’t watching their wallets closely, so slip out their credit card and donate before it’s too late. When they find out that you’ve stolen their hard-earned money, you’ll probably have won the lottery by then or gotten a huge cash settlement from a horrible car accident that left you motionless from the butt down — so you can totally pay them back! Moral dilemma solved.

And while you ponder your future of immobility, enjoy this all-new episode of Dick Figures, a web series that has THE EXACT SAME NAME as the movie I was just talking about. What a coincidence! Enjoy The Fart Knight Rises: